The Cult of the Holey Asteroid
The Holey Asteroid
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The Gift of the Holey Asteroid
The Cult of the Holey Asteroid understands that the Holey Asteroid is not divine and has no feelings or emotions because the Holey Asteroid is just a really, really big rock hurtling through space toward it’s destination. Despite this fact, The Holey Asteroid does bring the ultimate of all gifts to Humanity.
The gift of perspective.
we gotta get out of this place...
Scientists tell us the latest Holey Asteroid is a few million years late compared to previous impacts from past Holey Asteroids.*
* The Cult of the Holey Asteroid takes it on faith that all asteroids that have wiped out life bigger than the average human toe here on Planet Earth have been, in fact, holey.
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The Holey Asteroid
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