The Cult of the Holey Asteroid
The Holey Asteroid
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Frequently Asked Questions
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- How do I Join?
If you live on Planet Earth - you're already a member of The Cult of the Holey Asteroid! In other words, membership in The Cult of the Holey Asteroid is obligatory.
- Don't you mean "Holy Asteroid?"
No.
- Do you serve your memers Kool-Aid (AKA: Is The Cult of the Holey Asteroid a suicide cult?)
This is a complicated question but suffice it to say that lethally spiked beverages seem pointless in light of the teachings of The Cult of the Holey Asteroid.
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The Holey Asteroid
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